Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Breaking News !!

Huge gust of wind knock over Eiffel Tower

On this fateful day in November, the Eiffel Tower has fallen. At 11.24 a.m., the beloved French monument has toppled in pieces all over Paris, causing mass destruction and mass hysteria. 

According to local weather services, gusts of wind attacked the French city earlier today, winds up to speeds of 250 mph. The tall tower first began shifting position in the wee hours of the morning. 

Normal tours and climbing opportunists continued to function despite the shaky tower. A manager of a cafe explained that although the tower shook they were told, ...nothing would knock the tower done. And in only a case of true emergency would we evacuate the tower." However, those concerns were legitimized when Paris Officals forced evactuation just an hour before the tower fell.

The surrounding area went unharmed for the most part with the exception of some shops and food carts. Other Paris attractions, such as the Louve and many shops on Les Champs-élysées have been temporality closed due this sudden surprise.

 Francois Hollande has yet to release a statement, his silence on the matter is worrisome for many people and the lack of words has many confused.

More details are yet to be released in the meantime stay tuned.

Nos condoléances à la France et à son peuple ! 

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